Monday, January 01, 2007 . 6:24 PM
yoyo!!!Happy New Year to :
1) My family
2) Friends
3) Wichita
4) Scouts
5) Nasians
6) Singaporeans
7) People around the world
8) Martians
9) Aliens
10) Galaxians
11)Saadam
12) -others that are'nt mention-
First, lets have a moment of silence
for tt ppl who were injured in thailand, my second home(LOL)
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Ok, done.
Second, i hope i can make more friends in 2007
ALOT more friends
including friends that i dun even know
including friends that u know me but i dun know u
including friends that..... i think u got the point -.-
Third, wahahaa...
Forth, hope Mr wong wun giv us a hard time again
HOPE only ah.... sekali even worse
Fifth, Er.. forget le lol
Btw, frm now onwrds everytime i post
i will try to look for something entertaining
but i must try la... 70% chances of finding only
for today's one...
Ah Beng, Mohammad and Muthu were at sea when they were hijacked by a group of pirates.
The pirates cornered the 3 men and said "Give us all your valuables!"
The chief pirate then raised a syringe and added, "Or else we'll inject you with the AIDS virus!"
Mohammad quickly stripped off all his valuables and handed them to the pirates.
Satisfied, they threw him into the sea.
Muthu was equally quick to comply with the pirates' wishes.
Similarly, he removed his valuables and surrendered them to the pirates.
Like Mohammad, he was thrown into the sea.
Finally it came to Ah Beng's turn.
He stared at the pirates and sneered. "You all kee see lah! (go and die!)
Inject, inject lah, you'll never get my lolex and my JPG warret!"
The pirates, showing no mercy, injected Ah Beng with the HIV virus, and robbed him of his precious watch and wallet.
They then threw him into the sea with the rest.
In the water, both Mohammad and Muthu commended Ah Beng for his bravery.
However, they were pretty perplexed by why he was unafraid of the virus.
Grinning, Ah Beng answered, "AIDS I not scared, what... I got condom!!!"
Happy "Happy New Year" =D